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.:Envy the Evil Chick:.




Sunday, May 30, 2004

.:Horny @ Breko:.

We din spend our Saturday night clubbing.
We were practicing the art of talking cock at this place...

BREKO..hehe...actually this is Breko's Menu


i brought Pepper along too..Pepper @ Breko


From "What i like about u" to "What i hate about u" to "How sharp is ur tongue" to "What kind of position u prefer during sex"

Being inspired by all these topics, self-proclaimed Sex king Bao came up with a proposal (actually she has been fantasizing all along)....MASS ORGY, self-proclaimed Sex Prince Drake just want to be so supportive.
Who's in da list then?
8 of us

-> (1)Bao,(2)Drake, (3)Jessica, (4)Kaew, (5)Wendy, (6)Gerald


-> (7)Elaine, Wendy, (8)ME, Jessica


Need to exchange partners somemore, Kaew helicoptered. Haha.
We came up with alot of reserves too.
-> Shihua (Ex Miss Nikon), my dear mum (D cup), my sis (she happens to call me when we were discussing this topic) & even my dog Pepper was not spared (just wanna get my whole family involved lah!), & some i-donno-who.

Somemore we have to prepare score sheet so that we can grade each other's performance after that.
Wan to how horny? *shake head*

Maybe we should have something light before the main course....Let's say...

Threesome? Gerald, Me & Drake


or Foursome? Jessica, Wendy, Gerald (AGAIN!) & Elaine


Gerald, wan to how lucky u tell me.
Oopps.....Bao & Kaew are not in the appetizer's list,
u two settle among urselves can?
*hides*

Well, guess we really think too much!
Its getting late & i'm tired.

Now Everyone.......
*stretches out my right hand and in a half-bowed position*

GO BARCK HOME! *winks*

Envy
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Saturday, May 29, 2004

.:Boring Friday!:.

Its just another boring Friday.
Went home early instead of joining Elaine & Drake for clubbing.
End of the month, all "kang" oredi.
Me "kang-ed" long ago. Haha.

I was Bao's model for her exam this morning.
Her exam starts at 10am and we woke up at 9am.
Thankyouverymuch.
We took cab and reached about 10.10am.
I swear i look like siao char boh with ALL my hair backcombed.
Bao just wanna take a picture, but was stopped by me.
Hehe. Wan to how sia sway?

We went back C2 to wash my hair cuz really sibeh ugly lor.
Somemore she applied the hair spray like no need money.
Made my hair all tangled up. *sianz*
Pardon me, I really need to say something to someone...

Drake, i understand why you prefer Wendy for a hairwash now.
Its becuz u need a hairwash but not a face wash as well right? Haha.
Better go hide first if not later she will torture me with more of her flying kicks. *poor me*

I think i desperately need to enroll for some classes...

1) 101 ways to pacify WOMEN
- I need alot of ideas in order to pacify TWO women frequently.

2) 101 ways to be more sensitive
- Someone keep complaining im not SENSITIVE enuff.

3) 101 ways to protect myself from tortures, e.g flying kicks, flesh-biting & etc
- Very important, i don wish to die young! Even not dead, also blue-black all over. *sobsob*

So any kind soul have any idea any place which conduct these kind of lessons, please please please inform me ok. I will be the first to sign up.


Ok guys, gtg.
No pics recently.
Will take new pictures & post here soon ok!
Bubbye! *muaksz*

Envy
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Friday, May 28, 2004

.:Lazy Bum:.

I admit im terribly lazy can?
Make so much noise.

Went singing with my fav friends last night.
Kaew, Bao & Drake just have to dance on the sofa when Tata Young's MTV is played.
Sexy Naughty Bitchy.
Wan to how hilarious?

Elaine came over for a swim this afternoon...showing off her new bikini of cuz.
With a lot of "hearts" printings on it.
Sibeh act sweet. Haha.
Then we went over to Wendy's place to rot in the evening.

Someone had a wet dream early this morning.
Made her so itchy.
I pity her partner. *roll eyes*

Btw, any wet dreams to share?




Envy
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Wednesday, May 26, 2004

.:Moody Envy:.

Whats up with Blogger todae?
I can't view my friend's blogs.
I bet they can't view mine too.
I spent one whole night to change to a new blogskin yet cannot view now.
so stupid! *humph*

My mood sucks todae.
Don't think is PMS leh, not that period of the month yet.
Just feeling moody & don feel like talking even.

Bao is sick & i bought "Ling yang" & dinner for her in the evening.
My mum still offered to cook herbal tea for her when she come over next time.
Hope she will recover soon.

Just read Ruth's blog.
Oh god. She went shopping! I don even remember when was the last time i went shopping.
I also want to go! Somemore Great Singapore Sale is coming, i really need to get a job soon so that i can go shopping. Let me see wat i wanna buy...hmmm....i need new tops, i need new jeans, i need new shoes, i need new skincare products, i need new make-ups, i need new perfumes.....*yah..dream on*

I NEED MONEY! =I *sigh*

Another thing.
Realised that everybody is siao siao over blogs now.
So many of them started one.
Trend ah? Haha.
At least can update each other what we have been doing even we don't meet up often.
Good way to keep in touch thou. =)

Cannot view people's blogs, so bo liao.
Did some quizs again.
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Little-Kid Drunk.
"Hahahhahah!!! You said 'pee-nut'!!!!"
You become a hyper, jumpy little kid when you get
drunk. You find the most trivial things
humorous and you may have to pee often.


What Kind of Drunk are You?
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burning
Your soul is bound to the Burning Rose: The
Rapture.

"I go where my heart beckons me, and I go
with my head high. But sometimes, I get a need
until I bleed so my heart swims above my
head."


The Burning Rose is associated with passion,
intensity, and desire. It is governed by the
god Eros and its sign is The Flame, or Physical
Love.

As a Burning Rose, you can get lost in the moment
if you let yourself. You are a very physical
person, be it in relationships, work, or play.
You may be driven by your hormones sometimes,
but you know it's because you have to follow
your instinct.


What Rose Is Your Soul Bound To?
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HASH(0x8622e68)
Your soul is bound to the First Totem, Ares:
The Dove
.

Ares appears as a pearl dove. She embodies
love, peace, balance, and devotion. She
is associated with the color pearl, the season
of transition, and the element of love. Her
downfall is idolization.

You are most compatible with Wolves and White
Stags.


Which Animal Spirit Totem Are You?
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vamp
You are Form 9, Vampire: The Undying.

"And The Vampire was all that remained on
the blood drowned creation. She attempted to
regrow life from the dead. But as she was
about to give the breath of life, she was
consumed in the flame of The Phoenix and the
cycle began again."


Some examples of the Vampire Form are Hades (Greek)
and Isis (Egyptian).
The Vampire is associated with the concept of
death, the number 9, and the element of fire.
Her sign is the eclipsed moon.

As a member of Form 9, you are a very realistic
individual. You may be a little idealistic,
but you are very grounded and down to earth.
You realize that not everything lasts, but you
savor every minute of the good times. While
you may sometimes find yourself lonely, you
have strong ties with people that will never be
broken. Vampires are the best friends to have
because they are sensible.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
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freshmint
You are Fresh Mint.
You are caring and friendly. You have a nurturing
personality and always help out a friend in
need. You are fairly outgoing, and always show
a friendly face. You truly care for other
people, and you show it. However, you may
neglect your own responsibilites or become over
involved in your friends' personal affairs.
Most Compatible With: Orange


Which Tic-Tac Flavor Are You?
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lemon
You are my Lemon Juice!


Which object in my refrigerator are you?
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condom
What Is Your Funny Sexual Artifact?

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Wonder when im able to view my friend's blogs. Cuz im really very boring!!!!
Hope i feel better tomorrow.

Gtg, Bye guys!!!








Envy
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Monday, May 24, 2004

.:Yoga class:.

Before i start, let me show you my results for a quiz i took from my best friend Elaine's blog.





You Are a Natural Beauty!


You're the kind of beauty that every guy dreams about...
One that looks good in the morning - without a stich of makeup
That's doesn't mean you're a total hippie chic though
You have style, but for you, style is effortless



What Type of Beauty Are You? Take This Quiz :-)







Last night, i mean Sunday night.
I went swimming with Elaine and the rest joined us later.
Elaine, Wendy, Drake, kaew & Bao.
Only Elaine attended yoga class before.
She wanted The Boyz to try.

Something like this....
Model: Bao



ANYBODY?


Bao's too inflexible..ended up in this pose!


Drake's over-flexible! Almost broke her spine i guess!


Although not perfect but at least kaew showed some results, but look at her butt...er.....



Then i dunno how they linked yoga to this kinda pose!
-_____-"

hmmmm....PB?????!!!!!



Too siong liao, half time!



Pardon me that the pictures turned out small, the reasons:-

1st: Taken by handphone
2nd: Want to how er xin? U tell me.


Why do i keep talking like kaew?
Why do i keep talking like Drake?



我不管,我也要~~~~~~~
WANT TO HOW COPYCAT?


Wahahahahahahahaha......*wink*







Envy
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Saturday, May 22, 2004

.:Miss me?:.

Almost a week since i've last blogged. So, do you miss me? Hehe. Was so tired and busy to type anything.

Ok ok..say you miss me & i'll update you what i've been doing these few days.

As usual, we gathered at Breko on Monday. ROT. And Elaine, I still can't get over the xiao-long-bao thingy. Bao stayed over my place & we took some pics. This is my favourite.

Me & Bao


We went United Square's Vienna buffet on Tuesday- $30 per pax. I knew Kaew can eat, but i din know is THAT much. Now i understand where her belly came from. Everybody went Oh-my-god! From 7pm to 10pm, she stopped twice. She went for smoke break before going for the next round. And another extra is my dearest Bao. She ate countless prawns, don deny, i have evidence!

Look, how much she enjoy her prawns!


Wendy & me were the "lu-gi" ones. Becuz we can't take raw. No sashimi, no oysters and alot more uncooked food! We can have it, only if we wanna sleep in the toilet overnight. But its ok, at least Kaew ate our share as well. Haha.

Now, wat about the "OH" thing?

The Boyz at Vienna United Square


Wednesday, clubbing at Phuture.
Partying with my favourite friends, drinking my favourite drinks, dancing my favourite R&B. What more can i expect? Went over Bao's place after supper till Thursday then went home.

Finally mum got her friend to take a look at my dying pc. All along i tot my monitor was spoilt, but actually the reason was that the plug went loose. Haha. *blur me* Anyway, they brought my CPU back with them, guess my CPU need to undergo a major operation. How i miss my CPU! *Hmph*

Elaine went for her Perth trip this morning. Will be back soon but going Osaka again on Monday. Let me see, how many people is missing her? Oh well, me and ......Drake? are you? Haha. Just admit that you did miss her can? Want to how sour? *sounds familiar huh?* :P

I stayed at home today. I din join them at Breko. They going Madmonks. How much can they enjoy without ME, Bao, Wendy & Elaine?

I wonder. Hmmmm.....




Envy
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Monday, May 17, 2004

.:HOT but WONDERFUL day!:.

A call from Drake at 1.30pm in the afternoon woke me, the sleeping beauty up! Why? Becuz she & Elaine are coming over my place to suntan! Oh my, i really don appreciate the afternoon HOT sun like they do lor! But bo bian, since they are my darlings & i think i have no choice but to go down & join them.

I ended up looking like a psycho! With cap covering my face and towel to cover my legs! Take a look at my pervert look! Haha!

HOT!HOT!HOT!
.

SO, both of them kept applying suntan OIL happily and i the only one among them who apply SUN BLOCK! I really cannot tahan ourselves leh, really super zi lian kuang, even sun tan also take pictures.
Most of the pictures are still with Elaine, she haven upload yet. Super funny! Kaew joined us after she went to pick up her stuffs, and she decided to tan herself too but too bad we went off 15 mins after she applied the suntan oil. Wahahaha.

Let me show you guys the photo of the day!

OoOooOOOOOoooooooooH! Who is this sexy chiobu?
What a pose huh! Wahahahahahaha!
.

After shower, 4 of us went Hougang Plaza's Suki Sushi for dinner. I saw Jaslynn & Andy at Suki Sushi too. It had been more than a month i've last seen her. Then we went back to my place to rush Kaew's assignment. Drake do until eyes almost "pa-jiao"...haha. Meanwhile, we took pictures again.

What's wrong with the both of you huh?
.

Later at night we ate carrot cake that my daddy bought for us, oh ya, and chicken wings too! *Yum Yum* Wendy also came over for a while after she knocked off. Drake & Elaine left at 1 am, Kaew & Wendy left around 2.30am.

I checked my email and saw this funny picture and i wanna share with you guys.

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Funny anot? Haha. This baby hor..really so hungry meh? Or he prefer CHOCOLATE milk?
Haha. Really so "innocent" leh! :P

Anyway, i have to wait for that self-proclaimed Miss Punggol to upload the corny pictures we took today and then email to me. I think she confirmed will post the super funny pictures in her blog. So beware of her, don ever let her snap your "NG" picture, if she ever do, delete it, you have to CONFIRM that she deleted it in front of you. If not, stay tuned to her blog & your picture will soon be posted up. For example, our Miss Wendy was her first victim. Haiz.......poor wendy...but is ok, what goes round comes round. I posted one of her "NG" picture above. RETRIBUTION. I'm next i think....wahahahahaahaha.

Envy
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Sunday, May 16, 2004

.:Great Weekend!:.

I had a great weekend! Haven't enjoyed myself so much for such a long period already.

Let's start from Friday ok.
I went C2 to meet my dearest, JustinBao, Wendy, kaew and Drake. We went for dinner and the five of us very itchy go take those neoprints but the latest model. We were found screaming and yelling while posing for the continuous 21 shots one. We behaved like kids but we were all very happy. At least the pics turned out quite nice and we must find one day, gather all of them and go take again together! *Hmm*

We went Mad monks after that. It had been such a long time that i am able to enjoy myself sooooo much! That night was really cool! Dancing, drinking, playing, joking...we were all over monks. The music also not bad becuz R&B :) I believe all my dear friends had an enjoyable night too.

From Left: Drake, Jessica, JustinBao & Me
.

From Left: Me, Wendy & Elaine
.

Wendy & Me acting cute! *puke*
.

From Left: Drake, JustinBao & Gerald
.


I couldn't sleep when i reached home so i surfed the net till morning. Then i saw Drake in MSN, and we arranged to meet up at 1.45pm to go Shuang Lin Shi and pray. I thought i was very late, i reached at 2pm, who knows that the other two were only on their way! Kaew reached at 2.15pm and the star of the day, Drake reached at 2.45pm. *ahem*

We went Orchard to help Kaew to source for materials for her assignment, and the dateline is tomorrow! Now she is rushing the assignment, she really hor, sibeh gao tu! She had been talking about this assignment for dunno how many weeks already, left 2 days then she start gan-jiong! Haiz. Lazy Kaew :P

We settled down at Somerset's Starbucks and talk rubbish, Elaine and Shihua joined us later for dinner at Far East. Elaine went Zouk with Eric after that, the rest of us went C2 and waited for Wendy & JustinBao to knock off at 11pm. Again, we gathered at Breko (as usual) gossip, laugh, take pictures, joke around for the rest of the night. Haha. And mind you, i have not sleep since Friday ok!

Conclusion - I rotted for the whole Saturday evening. Haha.


Here are some pics we took after dinner at Far East Plaza:

From Left: Shihua, EXTRA ME, Gerald, Kaew & Cheryl
.

From Left: Me, Drake & Elaine
.

From Left: Me (wat an ugly pose!), Shihua & Elaine
.


We did not go anywhere fantastic, simply chill' out with my favourite friends is enuff. I love the way i live now (would be better if i faster go find a job lah!), we are able to have alot of fun without spending too much money :) My life is more colourful compared to the past.

I love you guys!

::Elaine::Shihua::Wendy::Kaew::Drake::JustinBao::Gerald::Jessica::





Envy
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Saturday, May 15, 2004

.:Truth About Girls:.

The Truth About Girls

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship's over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually is not sure how to react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in any way.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.

24. Girls love having fun!

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.

28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved


Personally, i can't agree more with the last point!
What do you think?


Envy
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Thursday, May 13, 2004

.:Do you accept the fact the people do change?:.

Someone asked me a question today:
Don't you think that once GIRLS had a change of heart, they can be real heartless?

Well, i replied her that the word "GIRLS" should be replaced by "HUMANS". Be it female or male, as long as you are mankind, as long as you have feelings, you'll change. We must accept that people do change, people grow up, they will change their way of thinking, change in their way in handling problems and also change their feelings towards their friends, their loved ones and also their significant other. We have to learn to let things go and not living in the past where everything is still so perfect, isn't it?

I know that it really hurts when you realised that you can't continue loving the one you loved just because he/she don't love you anymore and refused to spare you another chance. But we have to learn from mistakes, learn to stand up from where we fall and also learn to love ourselves more than anyone else.

You merely lost someone who don't loves you, but he/she lost someone who loves him/her! Its their loss afterall, right?

My best friend wrote this and i think its very true. Here it goes:

"Recently I have been thinking, is it really possible to get influenced by ur group of frenz?But then again, who would think that they have changed.Or maybe they noe that they have changed, but they dun care.If its changed for the better then it is always welcomed, but wat if its the other way round??? Then again, who am i to say if its good or bad isnt it.I was trying to look at myself in the mirror, trying to see if i am the one who have changed."

I saw someone wrote this somewhere:

I've learned dat things change, people change, and it doesn't mean you forget the past or try to cover it up. It simply means that you move on and treasure the memories. If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with.Love is hard work and hard work sometimes hurts. Letting go doesn't mean giving up it means accepting that some things weren't meant to be..

Another thing is, what is the defination of "Heartless"? You felt terribly hurt when you learn the truth, you think that they are cruel and heartless, but on the other hand, they choose to be honest and truthful towards their feelings. No point dragging in a relationship without love, it will only lead to nowhere.

So, once feelings change, things can never be the same again. Would you rather be someone strong who faces the reality or a loser who refuse to admit to yourself that your significant other had decided to leave you?

Nothing in this world is permanent except change...how much do you agree with me?


Before i end, another quiz to share with you guys...What swear word are you?
Im an ASSHOLE and my best friend is a BITCH!

asshole
your asshole.


What swear word are you?
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Envy
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Monday, May 10, 2004

.:Monday Blues:.

Its early 8 plus in the morning. Most of my friends should be either on their way to work or some might even started their day already. Im still awake. I couldn't sleep for the whole night. So i wanted to get down and start a blog, who knows that they are actually doing some upgrading so i waited for 2 hours before i can view the URL. Hmmm....so now finally....

Yesterday was Mother's Day. I thought that we had already agreed to have dinner together, but who knows that my insensitive sister went out for movie with Jason before i woke up. Oh well, don't tell me that she doesn't know that a simple greeting sms is not sufficient for her mother. No gifts, no flowers, no cards and yet no dinner. Mum said its ok, she's really ok until some good "friends" of hers called and keep hao lian how filial their children are. I mean is there really a need for you to call my mum just to tell her how much you enjoy your Mother's day! Cannot stand those aunties lor! Then i got her some cookies and a small little card and my dad also tabao black pepper crabs home for her. Hope she felt better after that.

Just read my best friend's blog and done a test.

You can give it a try too....
What Kind of Seducer Are You?


My Results

Your Seduction Stye: "Au Natural"

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.


Envy
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